“Perhaps you shouldn’t put a gypsy on an island … except maybe Max’s Island”


“I bought a house in the worst street … trust me”


“I thought about that significant life-changing decision for … 30 seconds”


After 156 job rejections Jeffrey finally got a job as a lawyer … “But, after 5 months I realised that it wasn’t a good fit”


“I was convinced I was going to be Jerry Maguire … Australia’s version”


“Sometimes surprisingly … or unsurprisingly, the internet would be blacked out”


“The most pathetic, horrible meeting I have ever experienced”


“Dad was a Uniting Church minister … he actually failed high school maths”


“I like to talk about death and dying”


"Buffalo ... they charge directly into the storm"


“I envisioned myself hanging from the ceiling” - Adam Brown (Part 1)







“So … I decided to go to Marrakesh”


"He just had to pee all over it ... to make it his own"


"It was like 7 periods all before breakfast ... BOOM, that's your day in the school of life"


"I had continuity of care ... from a midwife"



"I often tell people, when your mum stops listening that's when you're in trouble"